What the hell was that ? It sounded like a bowling ball being dropped on another bowling ball...is it the Rapture ? Is our time at hand ?...I wonder how big the automatic feeder in heaven is...man, it must be BIG...or what if I'm going to h-e- double hockey sticks ? I bet there's no automatic feeder down there...or it's full of dog food or something...and I bet no one down there ever leaves cookies unattended like the Fat, Bearded Idiot does...Oh crap...I better run around the house at top speeds...then I'll try and stop on the rug in front of that delicate vase...That didn't wake anyone up...I'll start meowing...meow...meow..meow...meow...anyone...anyone...Bueller
...Bueller...meow...meow
