Arlo: So, now I think the water dish might have been a setup...An attempt at lulling us into a stupor and then, BAM !! We are in the paddy wagon on our way to the prison camp...Those fuckers !! I bet they didn't put the flesh blobs in prison(oh, and by the way, THEY have started to move, and they TOUCHED me...ICK !! I tried to slash one of them, but the Fat,Bearded Idiot nearly blew a gasket, so I ran away instead.)...
Back to the wagon, the Nice Lady was our escort to the Camp, but I think she did it under duress from that Fat, Bearded Idiot...She likes us too much to do that to us. HE, on the other hand, is a regular Nurse Ratched(sp?) But she dropped us off at the Prison Camp/Clinic...
I never saw so many smocks in my whole life...They were al acting sooooper nice, oohing and aahing over us. Fenwick, that fat fuck, he was eating it up. He couldn't see that this was all going to end badly...Very badly...I tried to warn him, but he just munched away at the "food" they gave us...Idiot.
I wasn't gonna fall for that, though...I remember that the last time I had an extended stay at one of these places, I left with my nuts in a fucking JAR !!! Not this time, oh no, they weren't getting me this time...
I didn't sleep the whole time we were there...Oh sure, they thought I was asleep, but I never actually was, I was alert the WHOLE time..Watching...Waiting...Through the flea treatment(which I KNOW is in my best interest, Hell, it makes me feel better, but I just CANNOT submit to it willingly- I got some scratches in, but I avoided making a break for it{I TOTALLY could have} because they didn't have that Fat, Furry Fuck out there with me, and I can't leave a man behind, even THAT candyass)...I had finally planned our perfect escape when I heard the Nice Lady's voice beyond the walls...
I couldn't believe it...She had come back to get us !! Does that mean my wish had come true ? Was the Fat Bearded Idiot dead ? Dare I dream ? Maybe he had been eaten by a rabid mongoose, or perhaps he had fallen form a tall, tall building...Oh, it didn't matter...The fact that the Nice Lady was here to rescue us almost CERTAINLY meant that he was dead !!
I put up a token fight when they came to fetch me from the cage, but I could not wait to get in that paddy wagon...We were going home !!!
We're HOME !!! Oh, there he is...The Fat Bearded Idiot is still alive...Great...Aw, hell, at least we are HOME !!!Everything's coming up roses !!
or so we thought...Wait until you hear what happens NEXT !!
