That Fat, Bearded Idiot is HOME today.
Why ? This place is supposed to be MINE from 7:15 a.m. until sometime around 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. that fat fuck is supposed to be gone, the nice lady is supposed to be gone, and they take those 2 creatures with them !!
They all left this morning, just like they're supposed to. THEN, he came BACK! I was just getting ready to get down to some bidness, and I hear the key in the lock. what the fuck ? I had to lay down in the middle of the floor and pretend to be asleep.
I figured that he had forgotten something, but no, he stayed here until damn near 2 motherfuckin' 45 !!
Ruined damn near my whole day !!
Laying his fat, lazy ass on MY couch. watching some damn movie about a fucking invisible six foot rabbit.
I didn't get any of my shit done. I didn't continue my work on the leg of the couch. I didn't get to chase any imaginary shit around the house. I am waaay fucking behind now. I'm gonna sleep at the foot of the bed tonight and trip him, that stupid Fat Bearded Idiot. teach him to ruin my fucking day.
It's been awhile since you posted. I crack up every time you do.
ReplyDeleteFucking humans always messing up your plans.
Babs- thanks for the comment, and the kind words. I meant to post more often, but there's napping and resting...Plus, I have to figure out the new passwords on that Fat, Bearded, Idiot's computer.
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