Where Is She ?

Arlo: Dude, this is not cool. Where is she ?
Fenwick: Now, calm down, Arlo.I'm sure everything's fine.
Arlo: Everything's fine ? Everything's fine ? She's GONE, MAN !!!!!! We have been stuck with that Fat,Bearded, Idiot for what feels like forever.
Fenwick: He does make time slow down, doesn't he ?
Arlo: Criminy, every second is like an hour, and NOT in a good way. I think he killed her.
Fenwick: What ? Are you nuts ?
Arlo: What else could have happened ?
Fenwick: Maybe she dumped his ugly ass.
Arlo: But then wouldn't she take us ?
Fenwick: Maybe she's trying to punish him.
Arlo: No, he killed her. I've never trusted him. That's why I never let him sleep.
Fenwick: You're crazy, man. He didn't kill her. He's too big a wuss. He's scared of spiders for christ's sake.
Arlo: well, you're scared of the vacuum cleaner.
Fenwick: Hey, that fuckin' thing is SCARY !! Plus, you're scared of it too, you dick.
Arlo: Shut up. Anyway, what do you think he did with the body ?
Fenwick: He didn't do anything with it.
Arlo: You're right, he's a lazy one. She's probably in the closet. Yeah !! That's why he never wants us in the closet !!
Fenwick: She never wants us in the closet either.
Arlo: Right. But I still think she might be in the closet. I have an idea...Let's just sit and stare at him with our "dead eyes" look, and maybe he'll slip up and show us where he's hiding the body.
Fenwick: Or at the very least, maybe he'll feed us a bit earlier.
Arlo: Jesus, is that all you think about ? We've got Ted Bundy in here, and you want him to feed us ?
Fenwick: Nah, he's no Ted Bundy, Ted Bundy was charming and attractive...He's more John Wayne Gacy or Henry Lee Lucas with a dash of Manson(the hair anyway).
Arlo: Fine. Whoever ! Anyway, we need to get to bottom of this. This ain't over. We were paying attention while his unemployed ass was watching all those "Murder, She Wrote" episodes. We learned a thing or two about amateur sleuthing. We will uncover the truth in the case of "The Fat, Bearded Idiot"

To Be Continued...