Wednesday, December 07, 2005

What Classic Movie Am I ?

Fenwick: " Chicago...Shit...I'm still only in Chicago..."


What Classic Movie Am I ?

Arlo: What can I say ? The Quiz Don't lie, my friend..."Bonasera...Bonasera...What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully ?"

Monday, December 05, 2005

Those Things Are Still Here....

Arlo: Hello, everyone...Long time no type, huh ? It has not been easy to get to the computer lately, and I have had a lot to process. Well, A helluva lot has gone on, and I am NOT happy about it, to say the fucking LEAST !!! There are new "things" living in my house...This is not good...I thought they would be temporary, but they seem to be more entrenched each day...They seem to be mini versions of the Fat,Bearded Idiot and The Nice Lady, and all they seem to do is divert attention away from us...This is not cool, my friends....Not cool at all...They smell funny, they make A LOT of god-damned noise, and they divert attention away from us(have I mentioned that already ? Well, I think it bears repeating)..Shit man, laps are practically non-existent anymore...The Fat Bearded Idiot and the Nice Lady are ALWAYS awake, I mean, when are we supposed to be fucking CATS, my man ? And there have been all these guests, and I was like "score- some attention for the felines!" But no, they are here to see the things as well , and I get in trouble if I try to share some space. What's a fucking cat to do, man ?And I have even been trying to embrace the change, but that doesn't work either, whenever one of the mini things starts to make it's noises, I start to meow, to let everyone know, you dig ? Do they appreciate that ? Fuck no, the don't !! They just tell me to shut the fuck up !! The fucking NERVE !!!!! And on top of all that, there is SOMETHING ELSE going on as well...There are BOXES everywhere...They have even blocked up my cat tower, where the fuck do they get off ? I mean, I'm gonna have to do something crude soon like shit in a shoe or something, I swear to GOD !! I feel like this box thing has happened before, but damned if I can place it...Shit, someone's bawling again, I had better run and alert the Fat, Bearded Idiot...Sorry I have been away so long, I promise to be more prolific...I have got some issues, and someone needs to hear about them, I'll tell you what.