Arlo: I am OUTTA THERE, Bitches !!!! That's right !! My internment by that Fat, Bearded Idiot has come to a glorious end !!! I am FREE !!!!!! I am now living with a grad student...A SINGLE grad student !! No children !!! No OTHER CATS(sorry, Fenwick, old pal, but I am a loner at heart)NO one to infringe on my time !! I am the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE once again, and all is right with the world. Halle-fucking-lujiah !!!
You wanna know how I pulled it off ? I finally took a swing at one of the "things". Well, I didn't actually take a swing, the Lady stopped me, but I was ready to nail that baby, and the Lady knew it...And then it was time for me to go !! KICK-ASS !!! Those little things were SUCH flat tires, man !!! They ruined everything !!! Well, they can all have each other. They can kiss my pink, puckered asshole !!
Alas, that also means that my time as a blogger has come to an end. No internet access at the new pad, plus, I must admit, now that I will be a cat free of the Fat, Bearded, Idiot and his progeny, receiving the love and attention I TRULY deserve, with no beasts(human or otherwise) to hone in on my attention, the internets will be the furthest thing from my mind.
Peace out to all you bitches. Thanks for listening, and I leave you with Fenwick. He shall regale you with tales of licking his sadly empty ballsac, I'm sure.
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