Superman Returns

The Fat, Bearded Idiot watched this over the weekend, so I watched it too. It seemed kinda like a remake of the first two Superman movies(with no hint of Superman III- Hello ? It was only the best of the bunch. Richard Pryor ? Fugheddaboutit.) but also kind of not. But it did seem like the main actor guy was doing an impression of Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent. And to whomever it was that played Jimmy Olson(I have no time to watch credits, and you can shove your IMDB up yer ass, thank you.), all I have to say to you is...You are NO Marc McClure. And speaking of Superman:The Movie(1978), I had no idea that the story was written by Mario Puzo(of Godfather fame) and he also cowrote the screeenplay.

But theat is neither here nor there. What i wanted to write about was, perhaps one of the greatest moments in cinema history(right up there with Rambo shooting the dog in "First Blood") is in Superman Returns, when Lex Luthor returns to the old lady's house and they see one of the Pomeranian dogs that the old lady had, and they say "Weren't there two of those ?" and then they cut back to the dog, and he's surrounded by fur and bones- He had eaten the other fuckin' dog !!!
Priceless.

It's Mine...All Mine !!!

As you may have noticed....It's a brand new day at "I Hate This Collar Bell"...A thank you to Luna at LunaStone Designs for the fantastic new template. Finally, a chance for the Fen to shine...Man, was that orange fucker pushy...But the tiger is a bit of an homage to my old pal...Who is doing well, I'll have you know...His plans for world domination are still on schedule, he just doesn't have to waste his time figuring out how to torture the Fat, Bearded, Idiot anymore...That task is now MINE....