Happy New Year....

Barely.
I just spent 10 days in that hellhole they call the "vet's office". That's right, the Fat, Bearded Idiot, the Nice lady, and those 2 Things locked me up for ten god-damned days !! I didn't get a trial or anything! She just up and throws me in the cage and it's off to the vet.

I think they all went somewhere, as just before my "removal" I saw piles of clothes and luggage about. I should have seen it coming, and tried to hide, but I didn't. Damn catnip, as that old ad said,"It will do NOTHING to you, too."

Back to my time in the "hole". I tell you, it was the first time I really missed my old pal Arlo. He was always such a pain in the ass to the guards. I just don't have the guts for it. I just fall in line, like some sort of pussy- Hah! "Some sort of pussy"...I crack myself up.

Anyways, I caught a fucking cold while I was there !! How's that for a fucking Hannukah present ? Thank you very much.

Now I can't stop fucking sneezing, AND I'm being given this fucking medicine that tastes like cat barf(and not the GOOD kind of cat barf), but they put it on WET food. I have not had wet food in God knows how long. Damn my lack of willpower!! But at least it only taints the taste of about half the serving, so that's not so bad.

Well, they finally picked me up last Saturday. I must say, I missed those people. Even the 2 Things. I have decided to let them come a little bit closer to me, and I have even let them touch me a few times. As long as they don't move too fast, it doesn't seem so bad. I guess we'll wait and see.
A Happy New Year to Y'all.

Fenwick