'Sup ?

So, it has been a little while. What the fuck do you want from me ? I got napping to do.

Not much to report, really. I just got a new water dish. It's stainless steel, and I think it's pretty damn fresh.

You what I love ? Having my own damn litter box. Ever since that gangly orange bastard left, I have had my own toilet, and man, is that sweet.

What else to tell you ? oh, get this...So the "things" are all walking now , and the Fat, Bearded Idiot and the Nice Lady have "expanded" their pen, so now there is a fence at the entrance to the kitchen. Hello ? My food and water are in there ! My litter box is in the laundry room off the kitchen. I can't climb over a damned fence. And sometimes they leave in the morning, and the FORGET to open the gate. I'm separated from everything I love. WTF?

I'm pissed now,I'm gonna go pee in a shoe.

I'm out.