That Fat, Bearded Idiot is HOME today.
Why ? This place is supposed to be MINE from 7:15 a.m. until sometime around 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. that fat fuck is supposed to be gone, the nice lady is supposed to be gone, and they take those 2 creatures with them !!
They all left this morning, just like they're supposed to. THEN, he came BACK! I was just getting ready to get down to some bidness, and I hear the key in the lock. what the fuck ? I had to lay down in the middle of the floor and pretend to be asleep.
I figured that he had forgotten something, but no, he stayed here until damn near 2 motherfuckin' 45 !!
Ruined damn near my whole day !!
Laying his fat, lazy ass on MY couch. watching some damn movie about a fucking invisible six foot rabbit.
I didn't get any of my shit done. I didn't continue my work on the leg of the couch. I didn't get to chase any imaginary shit around the house. I am waaay fucking behind now. I'm gonna sleep at the foot of the bed tonight and trip him, that stupid Fat Bearded Idiot. teach him to ruin my fucking day.
2 comments:
It's been awhile since you posted. I crack up every time you do.
Fucking humans always messing up your plans.
Babs- thanks for the comment, and the kind words. I meant to post more often, but there's napping and resting...Plus, I have to figure out the new passwords on that Fat, Bearded, Idiot's computer.
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