I was almost free.
This morning, I climbed up on the bed, and I was just about positioned to smother that Fat, Bearded Idiot, when he rolled over !! I quickly laid down on the ladies pillow, but she knocked me onto the floor.
I had to regroup, and by the time I was ready again, they were both awake !! I felt like Snidely Whiplash-"Curses! Foiled again!!"
Son-of-a-BITCH !!!!!
