They have started feeding me Fancy Feast...I don't trust it. That Fat,Bearded Idiot is up to something.
I mean, I like the Fancy Feast, and it sure tatse betterthan that hot ass IAMS they were feeding me...But the IAMS was in an AUTOFEEDER !!! I could eat whenever I wanted !!! Sure, it tasted like Hot Ass, but I could eat it all the fucking time !!!
Now, I am at that fucker's mercy ! I think they are trying to get me to lose weight. That sadist in the white coat they sent me to, I think he's involved too. I overheard hiim saying something to the Fat,Bearded Idiot about obesity but with "good musculature"...I think he meant me. If he had not mentioned the good musculature, I might have guessed he was talking about the Fat, bearded Idiot, but there at no musculature in that Jabba The hut clone. No fucking way, man.
For now, I'll enjoy the Fancy Feast when I can get it, but I am not taking my eyes off of them for a second!!
