Arlo:That dirty rotten, son of a bitch. Hanging out in the bushes outside my porch...MY MUTHA-FUCKIN' PORCH !!! Who the fuck does that cat think he his ? That snow white son of a bitch!!! Prolly named Fluffy or something...Who the FUCK does he think he is ???!?!?!?!?!?! He is SO MUTHA-FUCKIN' LUCKY that there is a screen here, or he would be a bloody mess right now !! I would tear that fucker two or three new assholes to lick, I'll tell you what!!
Fenwick: is there a reason you are delivering this tirade from under a chair?
Arlo: Cuz it makes me look cool and mysterious.
Fenwick : Really? it's not because that "mutha fucka" of a white cat just hissed at you through that screen that he is so fortunate is there to contain you ?
Arlo: Shut up.
2 comments:
I've been by a couple times and I'm not usually into "blogs written by pets" - but this VERY well written, funny and quite entertaining.
Just, ya know, in case you were wondering. :-)
My cat does the same thing with a squirrel that visits her balcony daily.
Love this blog!
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