Thursday, September 07, 2006

That Fucking Cat Is SO LUCKY That There's A Screen Between Us...

Arlo:That dirty rotten, son of a bitch. Hanging out in the bushes outside my porch...MY MUTHA-FUCKIN' PORCH !!! Who the fuck does that cat think he his ? That snow white son of a bitch!!! Prolly named Fluffy or something...Who the FUCK does he think he is ???!?!?!?!?!?! He is SO MUTHA-FUCKIN' LUCKY that there is a screen here, or he would be a bloody mess right now !! I would tear that fucker two or three new assholes to lick, I'll tell you what!!

Fenwick: is there a reason you are delivering this tirade from under a chair?

Arlo: Cuz it makes me look cool and mysterious.

Fenwick : Really? it's not because that "mutha fucka" of a white cat just hissed at you through that screen that he is so fortunate is there to contain you ?

Arlo: Shut up.

2 comments:

Miss Britt said...

I've been by a couple times and I'm not usually into "blogs written by pets" - but this VERY well written, funny and quite entertaining.

Just, ya know, in case you were wondering. :-)

Babs1 said...

My cat does the same thing with a squirrel that visits her balcony daily.
Love this blog!