The Fat, Bearded Idiot watched this over the weekend, so I watched it too. It seemed kinda like a remake of the first two Superman movies(with no hint of Superman III- Hello ? It was only the best of the bunch. Richard Pryor ? Fugheddaboutit.) but also kind of not. But it did seem like the main actor guy was doing an impression of Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent. And to whomever it was that played Jimmy Olson(I have no time to watch credits, and you can shove your IMDB up yer ass, thank you.), all I have to say to you is...You are NO Marc McClure. And speaking of Superman:The Movie(1978), I had no idea that the story was written by Mario Puzo(of Godfather fame) and he also cowrote the screeenplay.
But theat is neither here nor there. What i wanted to write about was, perhaps one of the greatest moments in cinema history(right up there with Rambo shooting the dog in "First Blood") is in Superman Returns, when Lex Luthor returns to the old lady's house and they see one of the Pomeranian dogs that the old lady had, and they say "Weren't there two of those ?" and then they cut back to the dog, and he's surrounded by fur and bones- He had eaten the other fuckin' dog !!!
Priceless.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
It's Mine...All Mine !!!
As you may have noticed....It's a brand new day at "I Hate This Collar Bell"...A thank you to Luna at LunaStone Designs for the fantastic new template. Finally, a chance for the Fen to shine...Man, was that orange fucker pushy...But the tiger is a bit of an homage to my old pal...Who is doing well, I'll have you know...His plans for world domination are still on schedule, he just doesn't have to waste his time figuring out how to torture the Fat, Bearded, Idiot anymore...That task is now MINE....
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Coming Soon!!
That's right, it's all Fenwick, all the time !!! It will be ALL about the F to the E to the N to the W to the I to the C to the K !!!
Fuck that orange bitch !! Can't handle some sticky hands. Dumbass.
More food for me !!
Just be a little patient. I have fat, furry little paws. It takes me awhile to type.Shit, I started writing this on Halloween !! Damn !!
Fuck that orange bitch !! Can't handle some sticky hands. Dumbass.
More food for me !!
Just be a little patient. I have fat, furry little paws. It takes me awhile to type.Shit, I started writing this on Halloween !! Damn !!
Monday, October 30, 2006
Sweet Freedom !!!!!
Arlo: I am OUTTA THERE, Bitches !!!! That's right !! My internment by that Fat, Bearded Idiot has come to a glorious end !!! I am FREE !!!!!! I am now living with a grad student...A SINGLE grad student !! No children !!! No OTHER CATS(sorry, Fenwick, old pal, but I am a loner at heart)NO one to infringe on my time !! I am the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE once again, and all is right with the world. Halle-fucking-lujiah !!!
You wanna know how I pulled it off ? I finally took a swing at one of the "things". Well, I didn't actually take a swing, the Lady stopped me, but I was ready to nail that baby, and the Lady knew it...And then it was time for me to go !! KICK-ASS !!! Those little things were SUCH flat tires, man !!! They ruined everything !!! Well, they can all have each other. They can kiss my pink, puckered asshole !!
Alas, that also means that my time as a blogger has come to an end. No internet access at the new pad, plus, I must admit, now that I will be a cat free of the Fat, Bearded, Idiot and his progeny, receiving the love and attention I TRULY deserve, with no beasts(human or otherwise) to hone in on my attention, the internets will be the furthest thing from my mind.
Peace out to all you bitches. Thanks for listening, and I leave you with Fenwick. He shall regale you with tales of licking his sadly empty ballsac, I'm sure.
You wanna know how I pulled it off ? I finally took a swing at one of the "things". Well, I didn't actually take a swing, the Lady stopped me, but I was ready to nail that baby, and the Lady knew it...And then it was time for me to go !! KICK-ASS !!! Those little things were SUCH flat tires, man !!! They ruined everything !!! Well, they can all have each other. They can kiss my pink, puckered asshole !!
Alas, that also means that my time as a blogger has come to an end. No internet access at the new pad, plus, I must admit, now that I will be a cat free of the Fat, Bearded, Idiot and his progeny, receiving the love and attention I TRULY deserve, with no beasts(human or otherwise) to hone in on my attention, the internets will be the furthest thing from my mind.
Peace out to all you bitches. Thanks for listening, and I leave you with Fenwick. He shall regale you with tales of licking his sadly empty ballsac, I'm sure.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
That White Son-Of-A-Bitch Is Back !!!
Arlo:That motherfucker !! Just who the fuck does he think he is, taking cover from the rain under the awning of MY porch?
He had better thank the kitty gods every night that someone invented screens, because otherwise, his lily white fur would be running red, right about now, if you know what I mean.
Fenwick: What, you'd throw fruit punch on him ?
Arlo: Oh, har dee har har, you fat idiot. No, I would be opening his kitty veins, and his fur would be turning a bright crimson!!
Fenwick: We really need to cut down on the amount of cat on cat crime.
Arlo: Yeah, that's all well and good, but he's keeping himself dry under MY awning !! Don't you get it ?
Fenwick: Get what ? He's stuck in the rain, and he's trying to stay dry.
Arlo: You poor, naive bastard. He's dissing us, can't you see ? He's a "free cat", we're "domesticated"..Don't you get it. He's calling us lesser felines, that four legged son-of-a-bitch !!
Fenwick: You been in the catnip ? He's trying to stay dry...You don't think he would change spots with us ?
Arlo: YOU do ? You think he wants to live with the Fat, Bearded Idiot and those THINGS ? I think not, my friend.
Fenwick: Okay, whatever you say there, pal. I'm gonna go back inside that horrible place and get some more free food.
Arlo: Yeah, you do that. I'm gonna keep my eye on this bastard here.
Fenwick: Okay. I feel safer already.
He had better thank the kitty gods every night that someone invented screens, because otherwise, his lily white fur would be running red, right about now, if you know what I mean.
Fenwick: What, you'd throw fruit punch on him ?
Arlo: Oh, har dee har har, you fat idiot. No, I would be opening his kitty veins, and his fur would be turning a bright crimson!!
Fenwick: We really need to cut down on the amount of cat on cat crime.
Arlo: Yeah, that's all well and good, but he's keeping himself dry under MY awning !! Don't you get it ?
Fenwick: Get what ? He's stuck in the rain, and he's trying to stay dry.
Arlo: You poor, naive bastard. He's dissing us, can't you see ? He's a "free cat", we're "domesticated"..Don't you get it. He's calling us lesser felines, that four legged son-of-a-bitch !!
Fenwick: You been in the catnip ? He's trying to stay dry...You don't think he would change spots with us ?
Arlo: YOU do ? You think he wants to live with the Fat, Bearded Idiot and those THINGS ? I think not, my friend.
Fenwick: Okay, whatever you say there, pal. I'm gonna go back inside that horrible place and get some more free food.
Arlo: Yeah, you do that. I'm gonna keep my eye on this bastard here.
Fenwick: Okay. I feel safer already.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Whoa !!
Arlo:
Have you ever thought about claws ? Hee, "claws" it's a funny word, huh ? But that wasn't my point...Oooh, string !!...Wait, what was I saying again ?
Fenwick: Claws....
Arlo: Right, right...Claws...Have you ever thought about them ?
Fenwick: Huh ?
Arlo: Have you ever REALLY thought about claws ?
Fenwick: Yeah, so ?
Arlo: No, I mean REALLY,REALLY thought about them ?
Fenwick: OH...Then, no I haven't. Why ?
Arlo: You should man, you really should. There is some wild shit going on with these things, my man. Some WIIIILD shit.
Fenwick: Like what ?
Arlo: Like what ? Like...Well...Hey, was that a bug ? Son of a bitch !! I hate bugs...Especially flying ones...Oh, man I just wanna...What were we talking about again?
Fenwick: Dude, I don't know... Will you just shut up ? I'm trying to watch the wall here.
Arlo: you and that wall. That wall don't mean shit. It's all about...Now what was I saying ? Shiiit, that wall is kinda cool, man....
Catnip...It will do NOTHING to you,too.
Have you ever thought about claws ? Hee, "claws" it's a funny word, huh ? But that wasn't my point...Oooh, string !!...Wait, what was I saying again ?
Fenwick: Claws....
Arlo: Right, right...Claws...Have you ever thought about them ?
Fenwick: Huh ?
Arlo: Have you ever REALLY thought about claws ?
Fenwick: Yeah, so ?
Arlo: No, I mean REALLY,REALLY thought about them ?
Fenwick: OH...Then, no I haven't. Why ?
Arlo: You should man, you really should. There is some wild shit going on with these things, my man. Some WIIIILD shit.
Fenwick: Like what ?
Arlo: Like what ? Like...Well...Hey, was that a bug ? Son of a bitch !! I hate bugs...Especially flying ones...Oh, man I just wanna...What were we talking about again?
Fenwick: Dude, I don't know... Will you just shut up ? I'm trying to watch the wall here.
Arlo: you and that wall. That wall don't mean shit. It's all about...Now what was I saying ? Shiiit, that wall is kinda cool, man....
Catnip...It will do NOTHING to you,too.
Friday, September 22, 2006
It's Raining Food !!!!
Hallelujah, It's raining food !!!
There is finally one positive aspect to those "things" that the Nice Lady and the Fat,Bearded Idiot brought into our lives:
They are complete and utter SLOBS when they eat. It's a fucking GOLDMINE !!!!]
Mind you, it in no way makes up for the screeching and the drooling and the touching, but it's still pretty sweet, I'll tell you what.
I get to eat Cheerio's and cheese and bananas. Even some oatmeal sometimes. Cha-fucking-ching !!!
I cannot WAIT until they get to eat cookies !!!!
- Fenwick
There is finally one positive aspect to those "things" that the Nice Lady and the Fat,Bearded Idiot brought into our lives:
They are complete and utter SLOBS when they eat. It's a fucking GOLDMINE !!!!]
Mind you, it in no way makes up for the screeching and the drooling and the touching, but it's still pretty sweet, I'll tell you what.
I get to eat Cheerio's and cheese and bananas. Even some oatmeal sometimes. Cha-fucking-ching !!!
I cannot WAIT until they get to eat cookies !!!!
- Fenwick
Monday, September 18, 2006
Fuck You....
That's it...I don't have anything profound to add...No particular reason to say it....It's just something I needed to say...Hey, you Fat, Bearded Idiot ! Yeah, you !! You hippie dipshit !! Guess what ?
Fuck you, that's what.
Son of a bitch. Sometimes that just feels good to say, you know ?
Amen.
Fuck you, that's what.
Son of a bitch. Sometimes that just feels good to say, you know ?
Amen.
Friday, September 08, 2006
Pssst...Wanna Know Why I Shit On The Floor Just Outside The Litter Box ?
Fenwick: Well, do you ? You really want to know ? Here's why ? Because I CAN !!If that Fat, Bearded Idiot and The Nice Lady can bring those little THINGS into the house to steal my thunder, then I can shit on the floor !!
Those THINGS , by the way ? They have begun to move on their own !!! Before, the fat, Bearded Idiot or the Nice Lady would thrust them at us, and that was bad enough, but now they can CHASE us on all fours !! Kee-RIST !!! And they are always drooly and touchy...Ick !!!
Anyway, back to my point- I shit on the floor because I wanna, and because I CAN.
HARUMPH !!!
Those THINGS , by the way ? They have begun to move on their own !!! Before, the fat, Bearded Idiot or the Nice Lady would thrust them at us, and that was bad enough, but now they can CHASE us on all fours !! Kee-RIST !!! And they are always drooly and touchy...Ick !!!
Anyway, back to my point- I shit on the floor because I wanna, and because I CAN.
HARUMPH !!!
Thursday, September 07, 2006
That Fucking Cat Is SO LUCKY That There's A Screen Between Us...
Arlo:That dirty rotten, son of a bitch. Hanging out in the bushes outside my porch...MY MUTHA-FUCKIN' PORCH !!! Who the fuck does that cat think he his ? That snow white son of a bitch!!! Prolly named Fluffy or something...Who the FUCK does he think he is ???!?!?!?!?!?! He is SO MUTHA-FUCKIN' LUCKY that there is a screen here, or he would be a bloody mess right now !! I would tear that fucker two or three new assholes to lick, I'll tell you what!!
Fenwick: is there a reason you are delivering this tirade from under a chair?
Arlo: Cuz it makes me look cool and mysterious.
Fenwick : Really? it's not because that "mutha fucka" of a white cat just hissed at you through that screen that he is so fortunate is there to contain you ?
Arlo: Shut up.
Fenwick: is there a reason you are delivering this tirade from under a chair?
Arlo: Cuz it makes me look cool and mysterious.
Fenwick : Really? it's not because that "mutha fucka" of a white cat just hissed at you through that screen that he is so fortunate is there to contain you ?
Arlo: Shut up.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
You MUST Be Fucking Kidding Me !!
That fat, bearded idiot has finally lost his fucking mind...He bought a fucking DOG DOOR !!!! What a bloody dipshit !!!
I don't know if I told you, but one of the few bright spots in this SWAMP that they dragged us to is that we have a screened in porch. It's fan-fucking-tastic !!
Well, I guess the Fat,Bearded Idiot has gotten tired of opening the sliding glass door for us, as he went out on Saturday and bought one of those doggy doors for us to use.
Uh-uh, pal. I am a FUCKING CAT, you bloated idiot !!! I am not using any fucking dog door. We will handle this as it has always been handled. I will cry and whine at the door until you let me out, and then 40 seconds later, i will meow and bitch until you let me in...40 seconds later, we do it all again. And so on...And so on...
That is how it has been done. That is how it IS done. That is how it will ALWAYS be done.
A dog door. Fucking priceless.
I don't know if I told you, but one of the few bright spots in this SWAMP that they dragged us to is that we have a screened in porch. It's fan-fucking-tastic !!
Well, I guess the Fat,Bearded Idiot has gotten tired of opening the sliding glass door for us, as he went out on Saturday and bought one of those doggy doors for us to use.
Uh-uh, pal. I am a FUCKING CAT, you bloated idiot !!! I am not using any fucking dog door. We will handle this as it has always been handled. I will cry and whine at the door until you let me out, and then 40 seconds later, i will meow and bitch until you let me in...40 seconds later, we do it all again. And so on...And so on...
That is how it has been done. That is how it IS done. That is how it will ALWAYS be done.
A dog door. Fucking priceless.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
I Miss The Radiators....
No, not the band that sang "Like Dreamers Do", but I do LOVE me that song...No, I miss the actual radiators in the apartment in Chicago. It's bad enough that the Fat, Bearded Idiot and the Nice Lady brought those little "things" into our lives(what with the crying and the grabbing, and they can MOVE now, they can come after us...With those wide eys and the drool, their wet hands reaching....shudder)...But they moved us to a place with NO RADIATORS !!! What the fuck am I supposed to put my head under ? There's no room under the diswasher or dryer. This is pissing me off. I'm gonna go shred some magazines.- Arlo
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
BLACKOUT !!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy SHIT !!!
I need you people to know, that the only reason I am writing this is because I promised it in a fit of stupidity, and I am a cat of my word... I have no reason to want to relive those horrendous few days...But I gave my word, so...I will now tell you the story of what happened shortly after we were sprung from the the prison camp by the Nice Lady.
As I told you, the Fat, Bearded Idiot was still alive when we returned home, but I was still glad to be home. A few days later, however, things took another negative turn for Fenwick and yours truly. We stayed at home this time, but we were flung back into the Stone Ages !!
We were left in the apartment for 5 days with NO POWER !!!!! I mean, WHAT THE FUCK ?!???!?!?
I don't know what the fuck happened, but one day, the place stayed dark. The water in the kickass new water dish CEASED to CIRCULATE !!! Hello ? You cannot expect me to drink from a stagnant cesspool after having dipped my tongue in a babbling brook...Are you daft ?!?!?!?
Abnd here's the best part....The Fat, Bearded Idiot took the Nice Lady and the two Things and LEFT !!!! We were abandoned !!! I mean, sure, they both stopped by to check on us and pet us and refresh the stagnant water and refill the food dish...And, thankfully, there was no direct Sun, so the place stayed cool...But where was my constant attention ? I have needs !! Whom was I to annoy with my incessant meowing ? Fenwick ? It doesn't bother him at all. You know how empty it feels to walk around the apartment and meow for hours on end and know that it is bothering no one ? I'll tell you: REALLY FUCKING EMPTY !!!
There were some guys outside digging up the yard, but they barely looked my way, I was barely annoying them at all !! Man, did it suck.
Luckily, it never got real hot inside, so we were comfortable, but we were lonely. Why, I even started missing the Fat, Bearded Idiot, fer Christ's sake !! Imagine that, ME missing that bloated sack of hair. What is this world coming too ?
it reached a point hwere we were both fairly sure that we would never see electric light again, and WORSE, that we might never again drink from that magical fountain.
We were just about ready to begin to think about maybe planning to get out of there at some point when the lights kicked on and HALLELUJAH, the water dish started runnig again !! God be praised !!! The babbling brook is back !! And now the Fat, Bearded Idiot and the Nice Lady are back !! Oh, they brought the Things with them...Oh well, at least I have someone to annoy now.
Meow...Meow..meow...meow...meow..meow...heh...heh...heh....
I need you people to know, that the only reason I am writing this is because I promised it in a fit of stupidity, and I am a cat of my word... I have no reason to want to relive those horrendous few days...But I gave my word, so...I will now tell you the story of what happened shortly after we were sprung from the the prison camp by the Nice Lady.
As I told you, the Fat, Bearded Idiot was still alive when we returned home, but I was still glad to be home. A few days later, however, things took another negative turn for Fenwick and yours truly. We stayed at home this time, but we were flung back into the Stone Ages !!
We were left in the apartment for 5 days with NO POWER !!!!! I mean, WHAT THE FUCK ?!???!?!?
I don't know what the fuck happened, but one day, the place stayed dark. The water in the kickass new water dish CEASED to CIRCULATE !!! Hello ? You cannot expect me to drink from a stagnant cesspool after having dipped my tongue in a babbling brook...Are you daft ?!?!?!?
Abnd here's the best part....The Fat, Bearded Idiot took the Nice Lady and the two Things and LEFT !!!! We were abandoned !!! I mean, sure, they both stopped by to check on us and pet us and refresh the stagnant water and refill the food dish...And, thankfully, there was no direct Sun, so the place stayed cool...But where was my constant attention ? I have needs !! Whom was I to annoy with my incessant meowing ? Fenwick ? It doesn't bother him at all. You know how empty it feels to walk around the apartment and meow for hours on end and know that it is bothering no one ? I'll tell you: REALLY FUCKING EMPTY !!!
There were some guys outside digging up the yard, but they barely looked my way, I was barely annoying them at all !! Man, did it suck.
Luckily, it never got real hot inside, so we were comfortable, but we were lonely. Why, I even started missing the Fat, Bearded Idiot, fer Christ's sake !! Imagine that, ME missing that bloated sack of hair. What is this world coming too ?
it reached a point hwere we were both fairly sure that we would never see electric light again, and WORSE, that we might never again drink from that magical fountain.
We were just about ready to begin to think about maybe planning to get out of there at some point when the lights kicked on and HALLELUJAH, the water dish started runnig again !! God be praised !!! The babbling brook is back !! And now the Fat, Bearded Idiot and the Nice Lady are back !! Oh, they brought the Things with them...Oh well, at least I have someone to annoy now.
Meow...Meow..meow...meow...meow..meow...heh...heh...heh....
Monday, June 26, 2006
Prison Camp...THEN It Gets Worse !!
Arlo: So, now I think the water dish might have been a setup...An attempt at lulling us into a stupor and then, BAM !! We are in the paddy wagon on our way to the prison camp...Those fuckers !! I bet they didn't put the flesh blobs in prison(oh, and by the way, THEY have started to move, and they TOUCHED me...ICK !! I tried to slash one of them, but the Fat,Bearded Idiot nearly blew a gasket, so I ran away instead.)...
Back to the wagon, the Nice Lady was our escort to the Camp, but I think she did it under duress from that Fat, Bearded Idiot...She likes us too much to do that to us. HE, on the other hand, is a regular Nurse Ratched(sp?) But she dropped us off at the Prison Camp/Clinic...
I never saw so many smocks in my whole life...They were al acting sooooper nice, oohing and aahing over us. Fenwick, that fat fuck, he was eating it up. He couldn't see that this was all going to end badly...Very badly...I tried to warn him, but he just munched away at the "food" they gave us...Idiot.
I wasn't gonna fall for that, though...I remember that the last time I had an extended stay at one of these places, I left with my nuts in a fucking JAR !!! Not this time, oh no, they weren't getting me this time...
I didn't sleep the whole time we were there...Oh sure, they thought I was asleep, but I never actually was, I was alert the WHOLE time..Watching...Waiting...Through the flea treatment(which I KNOW is in my best interest, Hell, it makes me feel better, but I just CANNOT submit to it willingly- I got some scratches in, but I avoided making a break for it{I TOTALLY could have} because they didn't have that Fat, Furry Fuck out there with me, and I can't leave a man behind, even THAT candyass)...I had finally planned our perfect escape when I heard the Nice Lady's voice beyond the walls...
I couldn't believe it...She had come back to get us !! Does that mean my wish had come true ? Was the Fat Bearded Idiot dead ? Dare I dream ? Maybe he had been eaten by a rabid mongoose, or perhaps he had fallen form a tall, tall building...Oh, it didn't matter...The fact that the Nice Lady was here to rescue us almost CERTAINLY meant that he was dead !!
I put up a token fight when they came to fetch me from the cage, but I could not wait to get in that paddy wagon...We were going home !!!
We're HOME !!! Oh, there he is...The Fat Bearded Idiot is still alive...Great...Aw, hell, at least we are HOME !!!Everything's coming up roses !!
or so we thought...Wait until you hear what happens NEXT !!
Back to the wagon, the Nice Lady was our escort to the Camp, but I think she did it under duress from that Fat, Bearded Idiot...She likes us too much to do that to us. HE, on the other hand, is a regular Nurse Ratched(sp?) But she dropped us off at the Prison Camp/Clinic...
I never saw so many smocks in my whole life...They were al acting sooooper nice, oohing and aahing over us. Fenwick, that fat fuck, he was eating it up. He couldn't see that this was all going to end badly...Very badly...I tried to warn him, but he just munched away at the "food" they gave us...Idiot.
I wasn't gonna fall for that, though...I remember that the last time I had an extended stay at one of these places, I left with my nuts in a fucking JAR !!! Not this time, oh no, they weren't getting me this time...
I didn't sleep the whole time we were there...Oh sure, they thought I was asleep, but I never actually was, I was alert the WHOLE time..Watching...Waiting...Through the flea treatment(which I KNOW is in my best interest, Hell, it makes me feel better, but I just CANNOT submit to it willingly- I got some scratches in, but I avoided making a break for it{I TOTALLY could have} because they didn't have that Fat, Furry Fuck out there with me, and I can't leave a man behind, even THAT candyass)...I had finally planned our perfect escape when I heard the Nice Lady's voice beyond the walls...
I couldn't believe it...She had come back to get us !! Does that mean my wish had come true ? Was the Fat Bearded Idiot dead ? Dare I dream ? Maybe he had been eaten by a rabid mongoose, or perhaps he had fallen form a tall, tall building...Oh, it didn't matter...The fact that the Nice Lady was here to rescue us almost CERTAINLY meant that he was dead !!
I put up a token fight when they came to fetch me from the cage, but I could not wait to get in that paddy wagon...We were going home !!!
We're HOME !!! Oh, there he is...The Fat Bearded Idiot is still alive...Great...Aw, hell, at least we are HOME !!!Everything's coming up roses !!
or so we thought...Wait until you hear what happens NEXT !!
Thursday, May 11, 2006
This Water Dish Is Fucking Awesome !!!
Holy Shit !!! That Fat, Bearded Idiot got something right !!!! This new water dish he bought is fucking awesome !!! Man, if only I could operate that digital camera, you would see this maginificent specimen of a water delivery system !!! Man, it is sweet !! The water circulates for constant freshness, and is automatically cooled !! Dude !!! This is water-iffic !!! Plus, it's a major pain in the ass for him to clean !! So, i can keep sticking my paw in the water and dirtying it, and yhen the Fat,Bearded Idiot has to clean the fuckin' thing !!! Life is good, mon freres, life is good !!
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Four Paws...Four answers
That Fat, Bearded, Idiot has tagged me, but I can be a good sport, here goes:
Four Jobs I've Had:
1. Unwanted Alarm Clock
2. Living Room Obstacle Course Obstacle
3. Bug Hunter
4. Slugabed
Four Movies I can Watch Over And Over
1. The Cat From Outer Space
2. Garfield
3.Apocalypse Now
4. 8 1/2
Four Places I've Been On Vacation
1. Milan
2. Under the Sofa
3. The Linen Closet
4. New Zealand
Four Websites I Visit Daily
1. Shiny Things.com
2. Fox News .com
3. The Tuna Report
4. The Onion
Four Of My Favorite Foods
1. Cat Food
2. Bugs
3.Whatever The Fat, Bearded Idiot leaves unguarded
4. Lizard
Four Places I'd Rather Be:
1. Over There RIGHT NOW !!!!!
2. Asleep
3. On a Lap
4. Outside !!!!
Four Bloggers I'm Tagging:
1. Snowball 2
2. Bucky
3. Fluffy
4. Mr. Whiskers
Peace Out- Arlo
Four Jobs I've Had:
1. Unwanted Alarm Clock
2. Living Room Obstacle Course Obstacle
3. Bug Hunter
4. Slugabed
Four Movies I can Watch Over And Over
1. The Cat From Outer Space
2. Garfield
3.Apocalypse Now
4. 8 1/2
Four Places I've Been On Vacation
1. Milan
2. Under the Sofa
3. The Linen Closet
4. New Zealand
Four Websites I Visit Daily
1. Shiny Things.com
2. Fox News .com
3. The Tuna Report
4. The Onion
Four Of My Favorite Foods
1. Cat Food
2. Bugs
3.Whatever The Fat, Bearded Idiot leaves unguarded
4. Lizard
Four Places I'd Rather Be:
1. Over There RIGHT NOW !!!!!
2. Asleep
3. On a Lap
4. Outside !!!!
Four Bloggers I'm Tagging:
1. Snowball 2
2. Bucky
3. Fluffy
4. Mr. Whiskers
Peace Out- Arlo
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Where The FUCK Are We ?
What in the name of all that's holy has happened ? We knew something was up...all those god-damned boxes and shit...And sure enough, one day some guys came and took EVERYTHING-while we were locked in our mini prisons...Then it was into the car...back out of the car...back into the car...back out of the car...what the fuck ? Where are we ? I mean, we're not completely unhappy...It IS warmer here, the place is bigger...There's some sort of prison yard off of the living room...But it's the principle of the thing...There was no discussion, no warning, just BOOM, and we're somewhere else...Fucking Fat, Bearded Idiot...You'll get yours, you hippie fuck...
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